Got a cast on my arm fellas, got my wrist fixed after 10 years of immobility and after long drunk pain pill filled nights, I'm outta Vicodin and losing my mind in pain and bullshit.

When I get back I can safely say that I have nothing planned, no work, no "artist news" and absolutely no internet related work whatsoever. After almost 4 years of frequenting this site I always figured I'd eventually give half a shit and put some effort into something to sodomize all of you eagerly appreciative anally accepting faggots, but as this site is officially another ad-ridden cesspool that's got more submissions from faceless game websites with stolen game programming than actual artists, and the artists are all mainly concerned with profiting off of Newgrounds' revenue system, it's officially completely dry of any sort of enjoyment. Hell, even fucking with our favorite bald middle-aged 4chan faggot Newgrounds staff member isn't even slightly funny anymore. BBS shit is boring, and I can't think of one redeeming factor for this desolate, putrid wart in the asshole of the internet, aside from the one or two Newgrounds artists with a shred of talent and some modesty toward scoring cash on the internet.

So if you can't read, or are far too fascinated watching the marvelous works of Egoraptor and buying his 10 dollar THREE DEE HEHE HA LOLS keychains and generally being gigantic faggots; lemme break it down.

I'm bored, you're all gay, I'm gonna leave and wind up here again in a little while completely forgetting the whole thing and pretending I never painfully typed this boring, gay BLOG DAWG'S post with one hand.

L8R BITCHE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: This guy is a real cool guy. What up